Our talking toilets are famous, and now you could be too! We're looking for up to five people to become the new voice of our toilets.


To help you with your audition we’ve enlisted none other than Dean Gaffney – cleverly disguised as a bot. You’re sure to be flushed with success after Dean has lifted the lid on his top audition techniques. Don’t pretend you’ve never wanted to DM Dean Gaffney…


Audition now for the toilet role of a lifetime. We hope it pans out for you…

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Can you do better than Dean?